FOR AUGUST 19, 2012!
[You can read Chapters 2-8 at my
Labors of Ki'shto'ba Huge-Head blog, but I decided to post Chapter 22 here where I think more people will find it. This is a very funny chapter and if you can resist it ...well, you have no sense of humor! It shows Za'dut our trickster and A'zhu'lo the twin of Ki'shto'ba as they undertake to steal the
na'ka'fi'zi -- the Holy Stone Image that keeps the fortress of Thel'or'ei safe (equivalent to the Palladium -- the statue of Pallas Athena that protected the citadel of Troy). The "magic skins" mentioned at the beginning are solar-powered thermal blankets that Kaitrin Oliva gave to Ki'shto'ba and Di'fa'kro'mi before they set out on their quest to help keep them warm and cool. It developed that these blankets also have the property of suppressing the big termites' bioelectric fields that make them perceptible to their fellows (thus functioning as the time-honored "cloaks of invisibility").]
On a
warm, starlit evening with no moons shining to aid the sight of watchful
Alates, the Tricky Lizard and the Twin of Ki’shto’ba, accoutered in the magic
skins, set out on their mission. A’zhu’lo’s
skin fit well enough with a little tucking down the middle, but Za’dut’s had to
be folded in half crosswise because my wings are so much longer than a Worker’s
body; and it had to be doubled under at the edges and tied on, because it had
no leg holes like Ki’shto’ba’s. It made
a rather clumsy package, even covering most of Za’dut’s head, with the antennae
sticking out comically from under the edges, but extensive practice had
rendered Za’dut adept at managing it.
We said goodbye to them with care, uncertain
whether they would ever return. Ki’shto’ba
was anxious, I am sure, although it hid it well.
Twa’sei
said, “I could go with you. I am very
quick and small and hard to notice.”
Za’dut
whirled its antennae. “And weak and
helpless, too. A Grower! How much stone can you carry?”
“I am not
helpless!” said Twa’sei. “I used to cart
big loads of fungus around. I could do a
lot more than anyone thinks. I still
have not had my adventure.”
Ki’shto’ba
patted its helper’s belly comfortingly.
“Do not be upset, little one.
Your place is with me, helping me worry about our reckless friends. Is that not an important task? There will be plenty of adventures for all of
us, if what Ju’mu tells us about its homeland is the truth.”
Wei’tu
said to A’zhu’lo, “It is you and not your twin who will perform the wonder in
this land, good Companion.”
But A’zhu’lo
said, “It will not be a wonder, or worth remembering. It is simply something that has to be done
and I was the luckless one fated to do it.”
I took
Za’dut aside. “I never know exactly what
you intend, dut’zei|, but if you
abandon A’zhu’lo or get it in more trouble than is necessary, you will pay for
it somehow.”
Za’dut
scuffed its claws. “I am crushed, kind
Remembrancer. Do you think I have no
scruples at all? Well, perhaps I do not! But I do have feelings. I think you alone know that, Di’fa’kro’mi.”
I did
know that, and I gave it a cuff on the head and sent them both off.
* * *
Now,
Chi’mo’a’tu, now I am going to try that different narrative technique
again! We will see what you think of it
this time.
In
order to stay out of sight as long as possible, Za’dut and A’zhu’lo passed down
the shbu’cha’zei| siege line toward
the west until they reached the swampy margin of the river, which was heavily
grown with sweet grass and shbis’mu|. They tried to move speedily, heading for the
place where the perimeter wall intersected the apron of the fortress, but the
thick vegetation made for slow going.
They had agreed to speak as little as possible and to communicate
frequently by touch. The magic skins
suppressed their perception of each other as effectively as others’ of them.
However,
suddenly A’zhu’lo exclaimed, “Ouch!”
“What? Keep still!” said Za’dut.
“Something
stung my posterior.”
Simultaneously,
Za’dut hopped in the air. “tha’sask|>|| There are still shto’ug’zei| above ground on this mucky shore! Maybe that will hurry us up!”
They
tried to scamper, but quick movement was next to impossible. They continually had to shake off the biters;
the ground was soggy and the leaf-edges of the shbis’mu| were sharp as a mandible.
They were not sorry to reach the area below the wall, where the growth
had been cleared. Here they paused,
sensing the hulking rampart above them, knowing that Warriors roamed the top of
it and that there might also be Star-Winged sentries there.
“What
is the matter now?” asked A’zhu’lo.
Za’dut
was wriggling frantically. “I have a to’ug’zei| under the magic skin. It is burrowing between my thorax and the
first belly segment!”
“Into
the water! It might flush it out.”
They
made a dash for it and plunged into the river at their left. The bank was sharply cut, but the depth was
only about the length of a Shi. There
was a considerable current, but fortunately they had trained not only in
stagnant pools but in the flowing river.
In spite of this preparation, they had to paddle desperately to keep
afloat – and then an undertow banged them into the apron’s buttress, which was rooted
in the bed of the river.
They
succeeded in maneuvering around the buttress, clinging to it with their
claws. On the other side they surfaced,
swinging dripping antennae to orient themselves. Locating the bank, they hauled themselves up
by grabbing hold of bis’mu| roots.
“Wonderful! I lost it!” said Za’dut, contorting its body.
“Lost
what?” said A’zhu’lo, sprawled heaving on its belly.
“The
biter, you idiot!”
“Whew! That is not an experience I want to repeat
often!”
“Well,
you will have to do it once more, and with a heavy bag in tow, and against the
current!”
A’zhu’lo
huffed, water squirting from its spiracles.
They checked their gear, adjusted straps, felt out their
surroundings. The flank of the fortress
itself stretched away to the left, the apron to the right. There was no sign of any guards on the
ground. Za’dut gloated.
The
shore sloped upward steeply and was covered with young shoots of ti’re| and old waterlogged shbis’mu| bushes. They climbed to the wall and worked
themselves along it.
“Where
is the culvert opening in relation to this point?” asked A’zhu’lo.
“I have
no idea.”
“You
have no idea?”
“No! I came only half a length out of it! But it does not matter! When we exit, we simply remember to bear to
the left!”
“What
if it is on the other side of the postern where we first entered Thel’or’ei? If we bear left, we will run into the
guards!”
“Uh
… I truly do not think it is. Trust me, A’zhu’lo! I have a Builder’s instincts!” To forestall further discussion of this
discomfiting topic, Za’dut continued hastily, “A’zhu’lo, will you defecate for
me?”
“What?”
“Defecate!
I want to smear Da’no’no Shshi dung on
my scent glands. You may not smell
exactly like a thel’or’ei’zei|, but
you smell more like one than I do! I do
not want anyone to know who was in the shrine, but if I had dabbed myself
before we left, the river would have washed me clean. Will you hurry up?”
Infuriated,
A’zhu’lo retorted, “I am trying! Why did
you not warn me about this? I would have
eaten more and closer to when we left.”
When
this annoying diversion was completed, Za’dut said, “Let us begin to climb
here.”
“Why
here?”
“One
place is as good as another. It is all
up and ends at the top.”
A’zhu’lo
huffed again. They searched out chinks
between the building stones, dug in their claws, and began to climb.
“This
is very steep,” said A’zhu’lo. “How can
you Builders do this all the time?”
“I have
no idea. But Warriors have superior
muscles and formidable claws, although not quite so hooked as a proper Builder’s. Have courage, my valiant Da’no’no Companion!”
A’zhu’lo
muttered some unintelligible imprecations.
They continued to climb. It was
joint-numbing work and occasionally they stopped to rest, clinging with one set
of claws at a time. At length they
sensed odors above and they slowed, feeling their way cautiously.
“What
is this?” said A’zhu’lo, groping with its antennae. “The wall projects outward!”
“The
edge of the first terrace. tha’sask|>|| I did not know it overhung the lower part of
the wall!”
“It
seems to me you did not know anything!”
“Bosh! This is not a real obstacle! Stick your claws into the mortar and pull
yourself up!”
“Help! I am swinging free!”
“Hush
your antennae! Pull up your belly!”
“tha’sask|>|| My head is heavier than your whole puny
body!”
But
they both managed to pull themselves over the rim and fall in a heap on the
inside. With the luck of the neophyte,
they found no guards nearby. They lay
very still, getting their breaths, monitoring their surroundings.
Then
they both detected a sentry approaching.
“This way!” hissed Za’dut, and they scrambled to crouch against the
inner wall. A single guard passed by,
walking close to the battlement. It
hesitated, cast about as if it sensed something it could not identify, then
passed on, satisfied that nothing was amiss.
They
both relaxed in relief, then Za’dut said, “Up again!”
A’zhu’lo
projected a desperate sizzle and began to climb. “You said, my short-thinking comrade, that
this way would be easier than mounting the inside of the culvert.”
“Well,
perhaps I was wrong, but I still think going in one way and out another is a
good idea. And there was the problem of
tracking in filth. Now keep climbing!”
“And
what else can I do, pray tell?”
The
size of the building stones was growing smaller; the higher Builders have to
climb during the construction of an edifice, the less they can carry. This made it easier for the climbers to find
places to hook their claws. They
discovered a good many plants and vines growing in the chinks, bespeaking a
lack of wall maintenance in the besieged fortress. There were also some alarming cracks and gaps
between the stones, some of which even seemed to have fallen out.
“The
groundquakes,” said Za’dut. “I think
this impregnable fortress is much less sound than it appears.”
They
reached the second terrace. The overhang
there was not so extreme and they had less trouble getting over it – only to
tumble into the midst of a flock of shza’zei|
that were being stabled out-of doors.
With them were two Herders, both of whom were sleeping obliviously a
short distance away. Fortunately, shza’zei| cannot speak (if their
primitive antennae emit any kind of sending, Shshi cannot detect it), so there
was nothing to wake the Herders. But all
Little Ones have eyes and they immediately swarmed around these two interlopers
in great curiosity, poking them with their antennae and trying to climb on
them. To make things worse, the Thieves
began to sense the approach of a guard some distance away. Desperate, they made a break for it,
scattering the Little Ones in all directions, and bolted up the wall.
They continued
to the third level where to their great relief they found no guards, no shza’zei|, and no adventure, and they
began the final ascent to the eye at the top of the sacred shrine of Thel’or’ei.
They
reached it and snuffled around, clinging to the edge of the hole. The wall here was made of smooth dressed
stone and was very sheer.
“I
think there is nobody inside,” said Za’dut.
“I expected that.”
“I
thought perhaps Ta’hat’a’pai would be waiting for us,” said A’zhu’lo.
“I did
not. If her Seeing told her we are
coming, she will be sure to be somewhere very public, like the Holy Chamber, so
nobody can suspect her of … What?”
“Za’dut,
you idiot! You said the hole was big
enough!”
“Is it
not?” said Za’dut in alarm.
“I say
again, you forgot I have a Da’no’no Shshi Warrior’s head! My cranium will not begin to pass through
this hole!”
Za’dut
shoved A’zhu’lo aside and thrust its own head into the hole. It fit with room to spare. It turned and began to feel the head of A’zhu’lo,
who twitched and wriggled away.
“Stop
pawing me, you dolt!”
“Put
your belly in first.”
“What
good would that do? I would be left
hanging by my head like a stopper in a water vessel!”
“That
is humorous to contemplate! Can you not
wriggle … ?
“tha’sask|>|| The head of a Warrior is like a stone! You cannot wriggle it – it is not flexible!”
There
was a moment of wordlessness while A’zhu’lo huffed in despair. “Am I going to have to climb back down? That would be worse than climbing up! I would certainly fall to my death!”
“No, I cannot
steal this thing without you. Here, I
know!” Za’dut began to scrabble about on
the rim of the hole. “The mortar is half
washed out from between these stones. I
can pull out a couple and then wedge them back in. No one will notice, at least not right
away.” As it scraped the cracks with its
mandibles, Za’dut swung its antennae in grim amusement. “How ironic if removing stones from the apex
of the fortress made the whole edifice fall down in a heap! That would be justice!”
“Huh! Justice!” said A’zhu’lo sourly. “Tei’mo’ma’na’ta would be buried and we would
be crushed to a pulp!”
“True
enough,” returned Za’dut with brisk indifference. “There!
Stick your head in and see how it is now.”
“It
still scrapes on this side here. But I
think – yes, it is through! … Za’dut!
I cannot get it back out!
Nameless One, help me!”
Za’dut
was clutching the dislodged stones with two legs while swinging precariously
from two others. The rear pair was
flailing at the slippery surface of the cone.
The claws hooked over the hole rim were getting squashed between A’zhu’lo’s
head and the stones.
“Pull
your body through! Jump!” cried Za’dut.
“What
if somebody is down there?” came A’zhu’lo’s muffled sending from inside the
hole.
“There
was nobody just now. You will have to
take the chance!”
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This is one of my earliest drawings (dated 2003). It
could use some work. |
A’zhu’lo
wriggled frantically, trying to get its legs through the hole. Za’dut swung its body around and whacked A’zhu’lo’s
posterior with its own belly. The Da’no’no
Shi sizzled madly as its cerci disappeared through the opening.
Za’dut
hoisted itself and thrust its head into the hole. “tha’sask|>|| This is the last time I ever include a
Warrior in one of my tricks! A’zhu’lo! Are you receiving me?”
In a
moment came the sending, “I receive you.
It was not so far down, but I landed right on top of the na’ka’fi’zi|. Nearly speared myself on the damned mandible
parts.”
“You
were supposed to jump a little to the side.”
“When
somebody is smacking your rear end and your legs are being scraped off, you do
not have much leisure for choosing your landing site!”
“Is the
image all right?”
“I
think so. And I believe I am, too, thank
you very much.”
Za’dut
hastily wedged the loose stones back into their sockets. “Hold on!
I am coming down!” And it jumped
into the unknown.
It
landed on top of A’zhu’lo and they rolled, coming to rest against the na’ka’fi’zi|, which had been knocked
over in the scramble.
“We
were supposed to not do a lot of thumping,” said Za’dut reproachfully. “Might alert the guards.”
A’zhu’lo
simply cursed its annoyance. The eyeless
ones could sense but not see the hollow emptiness that surrounded them. Above the hole in the ceiling the eye of the
Nameless Mother was not watching. They
pulled themselves together and assessed their situation.
There
was no indication that anyone had detected them. They straightened their magic skins, which
seemed undamaged, and checked their gear.
A’zhu’lo extracted the mesh bag from a pouch under the skin and they
tried to wrestle the na’ka’fi’zi|
into it.
They
found that the stone was mortared into a base, which had also tipped over when
image fell. The base was heavy and would
not fit into the bag. Desperate, Za’dut
started chipping at the mortar while A’zhu’lo applied pressure to the joint.
“I
cannot get over how well you had all of this thought out,” A’zhu’lo grumbled.
“Keep
still and push!”
Finally
the stone broke free from the base and they maneuvered the image into the bag.
“Where
is this drainage duct?” said A’zhu’lo.
“I suppose we will find they have plugged it up.”
“Very
humorous! It is right here. I will remove the cover.”
Za’dut
did so and A’zhu’lo dived into the culvert, dragging the na’ka’fi’zi| after it. Za’dut
followed posterior first and replaced the cover. There was just enough room for it to turn
around. “Go, A’zhu’lo!”
It did
so. “At least you were right about the
size of this shaft. My head actually
fits inside it. I am amazed – you
finally got something right!”
“Will
you stop your carping? I am getting
tired of it!”
They
scuttled along with the na’ka’fi’zi|
between them. The stone was heavy and
kept sliding faster than A’zhu’lo could move so that it was continually bumping
its rear end. Za’dut tried to restrain
it with its mandibles. “Turn around and
back down, A’zhu’lo. That famous
inflexible head of yours would hold the stone back more efficiently than your
tails do.”
“No
room to turn around,” grunted A’zhu’lo.
“Ouch! I have a biter sting on a
cercus.”
“Wait. Stop a minute. We’re coming to the first turn.”
“Turn! You never said anything about turns!”
“What
was there to say? It actually broadens a
bit here. Try turning around now.”
A’zhu’lo
squirmed and writhed and succeeded in reversing its orientation. “There is a hole above me.”
“It is
an intake from one of the levels. Speak
nothing! Someone might be up there.”
They
continued with A’zhu’lo backing along, controlling the stone’s slide with its
labrum and mandibles. The passageway
began to level out midway along so that sometimes it was necessary to pull the
stone or at least nudge it into motion.
They made two more turns. One was
tight and both the na’ka’fi’zi| and A’zhu’lo’s
head became stuck, but they managed to work everything through. There was a lot of fresh dung along with
spoiled honeydew in this part of the culvert and soon both of them, as well as
the holy image within its mesh bag, were liberally smeared.
Then
they came to the fourth turn and Za’dut said, “Hold up!”
“Why?”
“This
is the entrance to the second level where I left the duct the first time. I want to go in again. There is something I need to do.”
“Go
in!” cried A’zhu’lo incredulously. “What
for? I do not want … ”
“I said
nothing about your going in. Remember
how I was forced to leave my tools behind when we fled? I want to recover them.”
“Your
tools? I cannot believe what I am
receiving!”
“I
nearly broke a mandible prying this stone off its base! Imagine how much easier it would have been if
I had had my tools!”
“You would jeopardize this whole enterprise
just for … ? Besides, you do not even
know what has become of them!”
“Yes, I
do. There was a cubbyhole in the wall of
our sleeping chamber, and I stashed my tools there behind a stone. I would wager anything they are still there.”
“But
you do not know what the room is being used for now!”
“If it
is occupied, I will simply turn around and leave.”
“You
miserable little runt! You are enjoying
this!”
“Of
course I am, my stone-headed Companion!
Now wait for me!”
“What
if you fail to come back?”
Za’dut
hesitated. “Wait a reasonable period and
then … ”
“What
is a reasonable period? There are no
water vessels here!”
“I do
not know. Use your own judgment. But if I should not … Then go on alone, A’zhu’lo. Do not be concerned for me. No one ever is.”
And Za’dut
was gone, leaving A’zhu’lo muttering distractedly to itself. “‘No one is ever concerned for me.’ I do not know whether to find that humorous
or pathetic. How long should I
wait? I hope the Charnel Workers do not
use this hole to dump rotten corpse leavings.
There is a limit to what one can endure … tha’sask|>|| This stone is getting heavier. I am skidding! Za’dut, where are you?”
The
stone continued to slip inexorably claw-length by claw-length, forcing A’zhu’lo
downward before it. Soon A’zhu’lo could
not feel the air current from the exit hole.
“What if it does not come back?
How can I leave it? Should I go
looking for it? I am sure I would get
caught, magic skin or no. I am not adept
at skulking and hiding like that da’sask|
rascally little worm. But how can I
leave it without at least attempting a rescue?
“I am
sure Ki’shto’ba would not leave it behind.
My ni’a’zei| probably could
have stopped it from behaving like such an idiot … Ki’shto’ba wanted to surname me ‘Good
Protector’ … I could scramble over the na’ka’fi’zi|, I think, but how could I
keep it from slithering all the way down while I am gone? Maybe hook the ties over a projecting stone
… I shall have to try to rescue the
little pest – it is one of the Twelve, of Ki’shto’ba’s Twelve … ‘No one is ever concerned for me,’ it said …
”
A’zhu’lo
succeeded in clawing its way across the stone, which immediately started
slipping away. The Warrior caught the
bag loops in its mandibles and hung on, desperately feeling about for a
projection. Then it sensed and smelled a
presence some distance behind.
It was
Za’dut. “A’zhu’lo! Where are you?”
“Ah …
” A’zhu’lo let its head sink to the
mucky floor. “Here I am!”
Za’dut
scrambled down the shaft. “Why are you
all the way down here? tha’sask|>|| Where is the image? Oh, on the other side … What is it doing down there?”
“It
kept slipping and pushing me ahead. And
I was … well, I was coming back to look for you, you blasted nuisance!”
“You
were? I told you not to do that.”
“You
said, ‘Nobody is ever concerned about me.’
You miserable insect, that is not true, you know!”
Neither
spoke for a moment. Then Za’dut said,
“Well! Perhaps … I thank you, friend A’zhu’lo. I am sorry – I thought … I still think … oh,
never mind! Here, I got the tools! What did I tell you?”
“What
happened?” said A’zhu’lo a little shakily.
“Nobody
noticed me skulking along the corridor.
They are using the room for honeydew storage and there was no
guard. The tools were right where I left
them. Our supply of simples was gone,
but of course it was right out in plain sight.
I had a good drink of ti’wa’zi|. Do you want some?”
“I …
yes, it would taste good.”
Za’dut
regurgitated and fed A’zhu’lo, who gulped and sizzled. “I had forgotten how inferior the honeydew is
in Thel’or’ei.”
“Yes,
disgusting! But at least it quenches the
thirst.”
“Sliding! Sliding again! Help!”
Together
A’zhu’lo and Za’dut skidded down the corridor, hauling on the bag. Finally they got it stopped.
“We
make a halfway decent team,” said Za’dut gruffly.
“You
may be the death of me, though. Come on,
we should get this over with.”
Quickly
they negotiated the steep final segment of the culvert and came at last within
sensing distance of the exit. They
hauled desperately on the stone, fearing it would tumble out of the aperture,
but a lip on the edge halted its progress.
After scenting for danger and finding none, they pushed the na’ka’fi’zi| over the lip. It caught and hung in the shbis’mu|, which had grown thick here
because of the fertilizing wastes that washed out of the culvert. They skittered after the image and caught and
hung as well, the sharp leaves of the five-claw plant slicing their softer
parts.
Cool
night air swept refreshingly over them as they clawed their way out of the
bushes onto a bed of fresh, sweet grass.
An eye of the Nameless Mother had just risen above the horizon to gaze
at them, but they could not see it.
“Well!”
said Za’dut. “The holy image is outside
the walls. Do you think they will fall
down?”
“I hope
they wait until we are clear of them!”
A
cautious check of the air revealed a distant reek of Warriors to their right,
reassuring them that the postern entrance was located as Za’dut had
predicted. They extricated the stone
from the bushes and eased it along the margin of the river until they sensed
the apron looming before them, then let it slide into the water and plunged in
after it.
Then
the hardest part of the adventure began.
The stone sank – well, like a stone – and transporting it along the
bottom against the current was even more difficult than they had expected. The bed was covered with rocks that had
fallen into the river during the construction of the fortress, and it was
overgrown with projecting roots of shbis’mu|
and tangles of water plants. Little
water creatures flitted around them, tickling their setae distractingly. The only advantage was that the stone
anchored them and there was no danger of getting swept downstream.
Finally
they succeeded in maneuvering the image beyond the apron and they hauled it up
on the bank, where it showed alarming signs of sinking into the swampy
ground. A’zhu’lo hoisted it onto its
head, the first time it had been able to carry it in a proper manner, and they
made a ponderous dash for cover.
* * *
At the
west end of the siege line we were all waiting for them – Ki’shto’ba and Nei’ga’bao
and other Chiefs of the shbu’cha’zei|,
along with Wei’tu and Twa’sei and myself.
Then at
long last Za’dut and A’zhu’lo staggered into view. “We are expecting the walls to fall at any
moment!” cried our Little Thief. “For
here it is! The center post of Thel’or’ei!”
A’zhu’lo
threw off its burden, an amorphous lump in a filthy bag, with streamers of
weeds caught in the muddy mesh, along with a long, blue water-worm that
squirmed unpleasantly. Everyone gathered
around the object, knowing neither what to expect nor how to feel.
But Nei’ga’bao
Swift-Foot cried, “My noble friends! You
have worked a miracle!”
Then Ki’shto’ba
jumped on its twin and they rolled happily together in spite of A’zhu’lo’s befouled
condition.
“What
is that you are carrying, Za’dut?” asked Wei’tu, snuffling the Thief with
delicate distaste.
“My
tools! Di’fa’kro’mi, my tools that you
made me leave behind! I got them, too!”
“Was it
difficult, A’zhu’lo?” asked Ki’shto’ba, paying no attention to Za’dut. “Did you have any close calls?”
“Routine!”
interjected Za’dut, snapping its claws.
“Would you not agree, A’zhu’lo?”
A’zhu’lo
bounced and then sank exhaustedly to the ground. “Oh, yes, of course! Routine!
Just do not ask me to do it again!
But … ” It wagged its
antennae. “If we ever must do such a
thing again, we should enlist this crazy dut’zei|. It is the only individual I know of who could
make a success of such an unlikely adventure!”